I am so excited man so you gotta listen to this alright man everything is gonna make sense soon just
LISTEN
TO
THIS because I am
SO
HYPED
I am working for the Olympics!
I got into a volunteer position where I help people move around the campus, since we have the Women's Hockey event in our stadium. This is going to be so awesome; the Vancouver Winter Olympics, man! And I, a part of it. I am extremely excited. I just came back from a training session last night, and it was certainly an experience of sorts. I get a special jacket and toque, and I even get to have a walkie talkie and a megaphone to yell at people with! Hopefully I won't be in a horrible situation such as some shady dude running off with some kidnapped child, but if all goes well, this is going to be fun.
What else is fun is my English 200-level class.
SHIT GUYS.
IT IS THE BEST CLASS EVER.
We watched Blade Runner!
We're going to read The Ghost in the Shell!
I'm even enjoying this ESSAY that I'm WRITING even though I'm so SICK OF IT because it's taking SO LONG but I'm still ENTHUSIASTIC about WRITING IT.
GUYS.
I LOVE THIS CLASS SO MUCH YOU GUYS IT IS THE BEST CLASS.
So basically yeah I'm feeling fantastic.
I just needed to get this information out there.
I'm allowed to have vanity journal posts.





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AAAH FUCKING AAAH
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98% of teenages have tried drugs or alcohol. Put this in your signature if you think non sequiturs are lame.
He is a Main Dude.
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy!
And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
But I dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.
Let me guess: Teambalance?
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...IN THE FACE.
"I just wonder: What is the going rate for a barrel of electrified toxic waste?"-Adrian Shephard, Shephard's Mind.
And then-
BAM
Yes!
Team Balance!
The cruel equalizer! The sneaky clotheswticher! It forces a man who says "Better RED than dead" to become a man who must say, "Better dead than RED"!
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy!
And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
But I dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.
You're defending the last control point!
Your team is gonna win!
Then you get switched.
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...IN THE FACE.
"I just wonder: What is the going rate for a barrel of electrified toxic waste?"-Adrian Shephard, Shephard's Mind.
Then the team I was just on somehow grow cajones and beat us.
I was all " ):< ". I could not even be verbal about it! It was an emoticon sort of emotion.
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy!
And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
But I dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.
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"Maybe it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe...maybe it's the people who suck."
-George Carlin.
The invisible hand of the market is flipping us off.
It's just... I wanted to take a picture of Lockman to advance my photographing position in the newspaper!
):
Now I need to look for a radioactive insect to bite me so I could take pictures of myself instead.
It's hard being an imaginary photographer sometimes!
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy!
And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
But I dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.
Cheers.
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Sometimes in the dead of the night I mesmerize my soul.
Sights and visions, prophecies and horror they all come in one.
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